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Synopsis[edit | edit source]
Diary of a Wimpy Villager 1
Runt starts his diary, about his annoying, noob life, he has bullies, and a best friend called Stump, he has a dream he was a warrior, the reality is that he just turned twelve years old, and his school will start tomorrow. Everyone is basically introduced, they start school and the first few tests are failed miserably.
Diary of a Wimpy Villager 2
Steve and Mike get raided and killed by a bunch of mobs, they return to the village, Runt convinces The Mayor and the Elders to get Steve and Mike as combat teachers because Urf "almost" killed a zombie with a stick, and to quote Runt, "It was hopeless, he was a noob leading noobs!"
Diary of a Wimpy Villager 3
Steve and Mike give up their teaching jobs because they miss Eartg food and retire to focus on crafting that. Steve loses his mind and hope, programs an iron golem to craft food, however it doesn't craft anything, because it doesn't have a crafting score. Runt creates a "Monster Box" (basically a mob grinder except way smaller). It ends with a noise coming from the monster box.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Runt was extremely poor, he was trying to get enough iron to make an iron sword, he only had one.
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