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Diary Of An 8-bit
Villager Warrior is the first book of the Diary Of An 8-bit Warrior series.
Diary of a Wimpy Villager 1
Runt starts his diary about his annoying, noobish life, in which he has a best friend named Stump. He dreams he was a warrior, but the reality is he just turned twelve years old, and his school will start tomorrow. Everyone is introduced in this section of the book, after which they start school and fail the first few tests miserably.
Diary of a Wimpy Villager 2
Steve and Mike get raided and killed by mobs, after which they return to the village. Runt then convinces the Mayor and the Elders to recruit Steve and Mike as combat teachers. This move was because Urf, the most combat-experienced elder, had only "almost" killed a zombie with a stick, and to quote Runt, "it was hopeless, he was a noob leading noobs!"
Diary of a Wimpy Villager 3
Steve and Mike give up their teaching jobs because they miss Earth food and retire to focus on crafting it. Steve loses his mind and his hope, programs an iron golem to craft food; however, it does not craft anything because it does not have a crafting score. Runt creates a "Monster Box" (basically a mob grinder, except smaller). It ends with a noise coming from the monster box.
- Runt was extremely poor, he was trying to get enough iron to make an iron sword, he only had one.